STONKBIRDS NFT
Your Bird is the access key. Activate it to use the product and join the fee loop.
ACTIVATE YOUR BIRD. BUILD A PROGRAMMABLE PORTFOLIO.
Burn $STONKBIRDS to activate your Bird, unlock portfolio tools, and participate in the fee flywheel.
THE NFT IS THE KEY. THE NEST IS THE VAULT.
Every StonkBirds NFT controls one NestVault. The Nest can hold ETH, tokenized stocks, ETFs, and crypto assets, Flight settings, and the onchain history of what the Bird has flown.
A StonkBirds NFT is a collectible and a Nest access key. It is not equity, a fund interest, a dividend, a claim on returns, or a promise of profit.
$STONKBIRDS is the activation token. Burn it to move a Bird from grounded to active, unlock portfolio tools, and increase that Bird's launch weight.
Flight is the scheduled-buy engine. You choose the assets, amount, and cadence in a Flight Plan.
Flights charge 1% only on executed buys. Deposits and withdrawals have no STONKBIRDS fee. Flight does not auto-rebalance; Zap handles manual swaps.
Activation belongs to the current owner, not the art forever. When the Bird transfers, the next owner burns again. Time active can add up to a 3x multiplier after 365 days.
If the Nest does not have enough ETH to fill every leg, the slot waits. Funds stay in the Nest. A missed minimum does not count as a failed investment.
Clock In sends ETH to eligible activated Nests. It does not promise yield, stock returns, or fixed payouts.
Clock In sends each eligible activated Bird's weighted ETH share into its Nest. If that Bird has an active Flight Plan, future Flights can use that ETH to buy the selected assets.
Reward weight comes from activation tier and time active. The pot size, round timing, and total active weight can change. There is no guaranteed payout, yield, stock return, or distribution schedule.
BUY THE BIRD. BURN $STONKBIRDS.
FUND THE NEST. PROGRAM THE BUYS.
This page explains product mechanics. It is not investment advice. Supported assets and execution depend on verified production routes, contract controls, indexing, and the live interface. Every public product value requires live chain configuration or remains unavailable.